Border Control,AG Dolla's Mr Shah

Border Control


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Dolla…AG…Dolla…it’s AG…Dollaree,
Who AG? What AG?!,
Dolla…AG…Dolla…AG…Dollaree,

I’m back again at border control,
Can't use my phone, luggage on hold,
I’m hungry!!…here's a bacon roll,
I swear I been here ten times in a row.

Officer officer don't search my turban,
I’m hardworking, I’m country serving,
Passport is British urban,
Liquid in my bag is whisky bourbon,

Alright sir who's she?
Don't worry about that, she's wife to be,
She's nice to me and wants residency,
And me? I want to be an mc like,

That girl there's worth fifty camels,
Slide up to her with my Gucci sandals,
Come back to house, I wax you like candle,
Girl you're a handful, say my name,

Chorus
Dolla…AG…Dolla…it’s AG…Dollaree,
Who AG? What AG?!,
Dolla…AG…Dolla…AG…Dollaree,

I’m back again, at border control,
Flipping its like my second home,
This bastard guy he won't leave me alone,
It’s like I got C4 strapped to the bone,

I’ma what? I’m a regular suspect,
Camera's turn my way like I’m busted,
People look at me like a dustbin,
What's wrong with my beard I’m hustling,

If I wore a nice suit,
And I paid my dues it would all be cool,
I buy my clothes from Asian Tescos,
These baggy robes make me look a fool,

Now I got guy trying to life my skirt up,
Rubber gloves getting worked up,
I think it’s my surname that got me messed up,
Bent over desk looking like a jester,

Chorus
Dolla…AG…Dolla…it’s AG…Dollaree,
Who AG? What AG?!,
Dolla…AG…Dolla…AG…Dollaree,

I don't need shock value, I speak the truth,
When random selection ALWAYS picks you,
Best friend Ritchie always gets through,
So maybe I ain't just one of a few,

Are you?...one of the ones who gets halted,
Stopped at the airport, frisked and deported,
If so...Change your name to Paul Churchill,
It'll lessen the chances of you getting searched,

If not...be ready to get assaulted,
Reported, sent to court escorted,
Sorted...code brown in effect,
Depriving a human of food and sex,

Well some say a jumpsuit looks quite cool,
Yeh for the ones who dropped out of school,
Who ain't got a clue what it's like to be viewed,
Like the loteria, it could be YOU!,

Chorus
Dolla…AG…Dolla…it’s AG…Dollaree,
Who AG? What AG?!,
Dolla…AG…Dolla…AG…Dollaree.